Product Description
The Parents Ringmaster of the Shitshow Shirt. A campaign that was created by the parents of a child from our website—and it’s a pretty funny one at that! The Parents Ringmaster is an adulteress who has been using her children for sex for years – and then she seduced them, raped them, and wrote their “Pleasure Report” on their naked bodies. Her behavior is in direct violation of God’s Word and biblical principles…so we decided to create this shirt. Paul Brunton and the Children of God continue to show us how awesome it is that we are teenagers, understanding our sexuality and growing. We can do big things when we know what our parents taught us was worth fighting for so long.
Parents Ringmaster of the Shitshow Shirt and ladies tee
Shirt that says on a free-standing banner, “I have five peeps in the back. One of which is your perfect little son! I’m showing you how to make him feel safe and secure. Stripped of their dirty little secrets and saddled with thousands of children to cater for, the Shitshow Shirt has been a fixture in pop culture for years. The most fun kids could have is watching parents take turns drowning theirs to their child’s delight. This shirt is not just about family, but also about getting lost in one particular show forever.The Mama Hoodie is the perfect environmentally friendly sweatshirt that proud parents can wear to show off your love for their children. This hoodie features a baby pink fabric, white lace detail and a red bow tie with green print inside. The shirt comes in several colors including neon orange, pink and tan. “I hope this ringmaster of the shit show is gonna be okay, because I can’t figure out how to get more resto. It just keeps getting worse and worse.
Parents Ringmaster of the Shitshow Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
This ringmaster of the shitshow shirts is a parent who graduated from a 5-star school and has learned everything he can about cussing. His wardrobe consists of an identical set of two suits, several pairs of jeans and one pair of T-shirts that says “DO NOT F— ME”. He has some kind heart in him and loves his job but hates it when kids try to steal his stuff. This is the new awesome Shitshow Shirt from GSD. It’s not a real Shirt but it has its own personality, so you can really say what you want to with it! Ordering one comes with their original packing so that the customer will know when they leave the store how much they paid for this shirt.
John Rentz is an experienced hands-on playboy and a certified Ringmaster of the Shitshow! To get his products, he does this girl thing. So when she’s her favorite movie star naked, I throw my key into her mailbox to send him money for his services! But then again… This is a fully illustrated, hand-painted tee. It measures approximately one inch wide by three inches long. The shirt has a medieval felt texture and an owl hood with the side panels raised up in a modern fashion.
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Amy Romero –
I bought this shirt because I’m the parent of a kid who’s been bullied by the other kids in the school. The shirt says ‘I’m proud to be an adult’ on the front and it’s a perfect fit.
Myeisha Pickens –
After seeing this t-shirt at the Silhouette meetup, I couldn’t wait to get it. Its truely sweet, and I think its a great shirt too. It’s very unique, especially from a t-shirt, and it has a nice pop of color.
Marquessa Henderson –
I’m a little bummed that I can’t go to a Shitshow with my kids because I don’t want them to have to go through the experience of going through a t-shirt store.
JAMES CLARKE –
I bought the Shitshow Shirt because I wanted to make the Shitshop look like a real, authentic Shitshows shop. I wish it was just a T-Shirt because it is cute and comfy. I am surprised that a T-Shirt is really so comfy. It is like you are in a costume. It is comfy, but it also makes you look like you are a clown.
Paul Shows –
Hang on to those school uniforms cause you’ve got one of our best products to sell you on a cheap price. Kids who love a good laugh will be able to enjoy this great shirt and keep their faith in the school mascot. Available with a variety of colors. A great gift for the school mascot.
Eric Frazier –
I’m in love with this shirt. I don’t get many Zayn Malik shirts and I love this one.
Brenda Moore –
A great way to show that you have a detailed understanding of genetics and how you can teach your kids about a subject that is totally foreign to them. I was really impressed with this shirt. It’s fun, it’s interesting, and it has a great message.